“The solution to everything is muscles.” 💪
(Forgive me for drawing this)

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A tussle over frosty treats;
Which flavor did they wish to eat?
Mint’s condition? Not so great.
Then strawberry jammed their debate.
The victor, plainly, all can see;
Vanilla’s flawless pedigree!
🍦🍨👅

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A Nintendo game? Leaking Early?

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These Creepy Li'l Calcabrina says: “Adorable dolls… Terrible dolls… Yip-Ho-Ho!” 🪆🩰🤖

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This Noble Li’l Namingway says: “Would you like to change your name?” 📖🪶🐇

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A round of Pokémon suggestions from memory over on Bluesky, including:

-Joltik
-“That thing that’s just a giant nose”
-Porygon
-Mega Swampert

You can definitely tell which one I recalled a lot less clearly than the others, haha.

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This Gallderned Li’l Gopher says: “I’ll ruin all yer liberal crops! Then laugh at all yer liberal tears! I have no friends fer some reason.” 😈🦫🥀

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This Attentive Li’l Ahriman says: “I seeEeEeeEeeEeEee you…” 👁️🦇👹

Today’s daily whiteboard doodle means…
✨3 FULL YEARS!✨

This past year’s highlights include:
-EVEN MORE Paper Mario
-7 Splatfests Winners
-Letters & vowels
-Classic holiday specials
-Pikmin! Sonic! Zelda!
-Food Paintings
-Final Fantasy monsters

Here’s to another year! 🥂

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These Ploppy Li’l Puddings say: “NO, we are NOT orange and blue raspberry flavored!!” 🔥❄️🍮

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This Enthusiastic Li’l Boomer says: “Ain’cha tired of being NICE? Don’cha just wanna EXPLODE?!” 🔥💣👹

Team Vanilla: The Creme de la Creme!
(…Well, when chocolate is unavailable at least, haha)

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This Bristly Li’l Behemoth says: “Humans’re always asking me ‘Hey, Behemoth, how do I get as big and strong as you?’ And then I eat them.” 👹🦁🐂

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The Boot 🦝👢

This Chirping Li’l Chonker says: “Eat yer veggies, kids! Ya gotta eat yer Gysahl Greens to become an absolute unit!” 💪🐓🥕